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WARNING! Do not sing this song! It got me kicked out of the Mud Kingdom, and that queen has a sense of humor, which most don't.

ALSO WARNING! This song is rated A for Alcoholism, though anyone who clicked on this page should really be expecting that.


The Good Ol' MudWing Mead

There's ale and wine that's most divine,

There's big time beer from there to here,

But the only brew that I might need,

Is the good ol' MudWing mead!


(Chorus)Oh, you pour in honey so it feels real funny,

Mud mixed in makes it not too thin,

Juice from potatoes and fermented grapes,

And coffee for the taste!


Oh the Queen went down to the inn in town,

And the bartender asked if she wanted a flask,

But the Queen said, "the only thing I might need,

Is the good ol' MudWing mead!


(Chorus)


So the dear old Queen, she drank herself clean,

'Till everyone there lay under their chair,

And she went home quite drunk indeed,

From the good ol' MudWing mead!


(Chorus)


Oh the princess burned when the Queen returned,

Her ambitions sunk when her mother was drunk,

And this princess felt an awful greed,

For the good ol' MudWing mead!


(Chorus)


She threw a big rock, knocking off the Queen's block,

The head did roll down into a bowl,

And our new Queen got as a prize for her greed,

The good ol' MudWing mead!


(Chorus)


There's ale and wine that's most divine,

There's big time beer from there to here,

But the only brew that I might need,

Is the good ol' MudWing mead!

But the only brew that I might neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed....

Is the good ol' MudWing mead!

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Mead, just so you know, is beer with honey in it.

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